I heard someone use this phrase the other day and I liked it so much I wrote it down. It got me thinking about my own “normalcy” and the truth of the matter is that I although I can manage most things successfully in my life, in some other cases, not so much. So let’s pry back the curtain:
- Traffic turns me into a regular Tasmanian devil, all within the confines of my vehicle of course. I can go from happily driving down the road with a smile on my face and as soon as I see the red break lights ahead, with all my might I wish I could summon a black hole to swallow up all the cars in front of me. A black hole or Godzilla, it doesn’t matter, just get the cars out of my way!
- The grass is greener in my neighbor’s yard and this makes me green with envy (yes that pun was intended). My front yard is south-facing and the sun bears down on it from morning until late afternoon. By the end of June, I’m left with what resembles the Sahara, sans beauty. I sip my coffee and I stare out my window towards the neighbor’s yard with admiration. Last year though I took action, and I painted my grass green with an eco-friendly paint I bought online – now the grass really is greener…in my own yard!
- Turns out my dogs hate oatmeal, and blueberries for that matter. For the first time in over 11 years I ran out of dry dog food. I have always had a back-up bag to ensure pup tummies are kept full. But this old lady went to the cupboard and it was bare, so I had to improvise. Oatmeal and blueberries seemed like a good idea. Both dogs investigated each other’s bowls in disbelief of “the crap” that was contained inside, and much to their surprise they both had the exact same crap. Finally the little dog melodramatically tried her blue-gruel and proceeded to spit blueberries out of her mouth one by one, I then faced the facts – blueberry-oatmeal meal would remain uneaten.
Well I share these fun life-hack facts with you to showcase that everyone needs to put a little work into their “facade of normalcy” (insert smiley face here <–)